No Sex, by Author Clive Worth,

No sex for me because I have no land line after a large lorry brought it down last Thurs 20th of April and BT will not put another line up because my house is not high enough, so now I have to suffer in not able to date women online, Just log onto Google and type in my name, Clive Worth to read about my Internet dating that has been out all over the world and you will see why but keep reading, this is why I have written my own book about it, (A Serial Shaggers Guide to Internet dating, My 1001 lovers), Done 3 Documentaries and this one is going around the world, (My 100,000 lovers), type it into Google search to see this, Yet over 8 years ago I was an alcoholic, lost in this world on my own drinking everyday and no one wanted to know me or did I blame them but now famous around the world, so how did all this come about, well it is such a long story that you will have to read my book to know how, not that I am trying to get you to read my book but that is the truth to my long and complicated life, A journalists phoned me for a story from Wall Street New York and said to me, (one day, a film will be made about me),